Meet Little Timmy

The dewy Friday morning represented the first leg of a grand adventure to Uganda.

More than 15 bags were loaded like a Tetris game into the back of a Suburban. Prayers were said. The open road and possibility lay before the small delegation that included myself, Steve and Vicki Swigert (Steve is an ag economist for the Noble Foundation. More on him later.), and Sara, the first ever Noble-Watoto Fellow (More on her later.).

The drive from Ardmore to Dallas International Airport was uneventful. Check in and security were, well, you know. The color drained out of the face of the little guy who checked in our party. We wheeled in a dozen giant bags which contained personal items and supplies for Watoto. Through a forced smile, he began the 30 minute process of weighing and tagging the bags.

At security, we received our free MRIs and then off to gate D11, where we were met with a string quartet. You heard me.

Friday was the first day of nonstop flights from Dallas to Amsterdam. Apparently this is a seasonal happening for KLM, our airline. Apparently the airline celebrates the opening of each season’s transcontinental maiden voyage with some hoopla. They put out a spread, brought in Dutch vice presidents, and, of course, the string quartet.

Since KLM’s motto is “On time. Every time.” they soon herded us onto our giant metal tube, sealed that door and off we went.

The sky bridge had no sooner retracted from the door when “Little Timmy” introduced himself to plane. Little Timmy was (in my non-parental estimation) three or four years old, a toddler at best. He had jet black hair and tanned skin. He was about two feet tall, and he sat right behind me for almost 10 hours.

Little Timmy, as it turned out, was not happy about today’s flight. He was not happy and he was determined to make sure everyone knew he was not happy. Little Timmy whined. He balled. He whaled. He screamed. He squawked. He whimpered. He wanted mom then dad then no one.

The helpless flight crew inquired about Little Timmy’s wellbeing. No earache. No fear of flying. No real source of consternation except that Timmy was not getting his way. Therein lies the rub.

(Here would be a good time to mention that it is roughly 4,000 miles from Dallas to Amsterdam. That’s like going from New York to L.A. and then partway back to New York.)

It’s cliché to have a crying baby on a plane. We’ve all experienced it. No problem. Sometimes they settle down. Sometimes they don’t. But Little Timmy was the Picasso of suffering, and he painted his masterpiece.

For the first several hours, the passengers followed the social contract. Everyone smiled and nodded their heads in understanding, but then Timmy became mobile and physically terrorized others. He ran up and down the aisles, trying to collect food from other people’s dinner trays. (He had already thrown his on the floor.) He emitted nonstop squeals in increasing decimals as he went. The lackluster response from the parents left something to be desired by the passengers.

I don’t have children so I can’t imagine the stress of flying international with them so grace was in order. My bachelor solution to this problem would be, of course, considered bad parenting. Strap him in. Turn on a movie. Slip him some NyQuil. Problem solved.

At one point the father leaned forward to me and offered an explanation, “He’s a kid. He’s going to make noise.” Noise? A herd of elephants draped with gongs running through an air horn factory make less noise.

The plane’s collective patience ran out somewhere over the north Atlantic. According to the flight tracker on the 5-inch TV embedded into the head rest of the seat in front of me, we were right about where the Titanic sank.

The lights finally went down, the cabin settled in for a movie and a little rest. Little Timmy was having none of it. He added in a new weapon to his arsenal and began tap dancing on the back of my chair like Fred Astaire in a rainstorm.

Another hour passed, I finally leaned my chair back, gaining those ever so valuable 2.5 inches of comfort, and found the perfect position. Eyes sagged. Reality stretched away. I was as close to sleep but Little Timmy let out a squeal so deafening dogs in Greenland swiftly looked up.

Two and a half hours passed and soon the lights come back on. The crew served breakfast. Timmy screamed a few hundred more times until we landed in Amsterdam when I turned to see him … sound asleep.

This entire trip to Uganda will be undoubtedly educational both culturally and spiritually. I’m anxious for the life lessons, to see the world anew. Apparently lesson No. 1 is patience, and I struggled to master it.

On a grander scale, there is another lesson to be learned here, one about being still. In the weeks leading up to this trip, I have been given the same scripture – Psalms 46:10: Be still and know that I am God. How often do we find ourselves like Little Timmy running around hysterical, doing everything but listening to God? We bawl and squawk about problems when the answer is right there the whole time – Be still and know that he is God.

Quieting my mind, refocusing away from business and just listening to God is a struggle a lot of the time for me. But we must. Otherwise, we’re just Little Timmy in adult form.

We have landed in Amsterdam. In less than an hour we will begin the second leg of travel – 9 hours to Uganda.

10 responses to “Meet Little Timmy

  1. Your writing is eloquent. You paint a very detailed picture which I shall look forward to “seeing” as it progresses. Yes, Timmy will someday have a Timmy of his own…

  2. Dad and I laughed so hard we cried. The air horn factory bit was great!!!! Can hardly wait for your next entry. All our love

  3. Great job Adam. Patience is a very hard virtue to master as I also struggle with this. I have been and will continue to pray for your trip. Always remember with the things you will see and do. Phil 4:13 It is also, amazing what we take forgranted in America.

  4. I thankful for that reminder about staying still and knowing that He is God much as I am going through something totally different.

    It’s a blessing to have you, Adam in our country and particularly in Watoto Child Care Minisitries and my home church, Watoto Church.

  5. This story produced a hearty laugh. Stand up comedian in your future?

    I have been getting the very same scripture, “to be still and know that I am God.” This message is extraordinary in which we see God conquer the nations and move in might and majesty. It is a call to watch and behold the wonderous works of God. These miracles I believe for Uganda!

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